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"Slytherinade" first story
A casual observer would have said that Snape hated children and thus had no aptitude whatsoever for his profession. Such a person would, of course, have been completely wrong, at least from the point of view of the man in question. Snape harboured no hatred for the younger generation, and even was wont to say that he liked children: at least those who were quiet and well done. He would also point out that, during fourteen years as a teacher, no student had been strangled in murderous fury, stabbed to death, or poisoned. (Snape had had no hand in Cedric Diggorys death, so it didnt really count.) No regrettable acts of bodily violence whatsoever had been committed, even though, over the past decade, the school had always hosted at least two members of the Weasley family. Snape considered himself a person of angelic patience.
His unspoken ambition w
1420 MHzHe keeps a list wadded in the depths of his front, left pocket: where he holds his keys, and the forgotten/abandoned shell of a lone pistachio. The list is his biography, written in the shape of Argentine Spanish:
Me gustan los tomates en verano.
Yo amo a mi novio.
Nos besamos. (Mi novio chupa mis dedos de los pies.)
Las estrellas cantan sus canciones.
Mi nombre no es Eduardo.
Vivo con Jacobi ahora.
His pants are wadded, now, on summer-warmed hardwood; his shirt is draped over the back of a cane-back chair, the most incongruous of antiques in Jacobi’s tech-nerd lair. Headphones clamp his ears, and fill his head with the lisping whisper of interstellar hydrogen, broadcasting itself at a neat 1420 MHz. Bedroom is the wrong word for a place like this, despite the sorts of furnishings one might expect. There is a bed, a dresser, a bookshelf and two nightstands cramped with magazines, graphic novels. An alarm clock
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